dear co-worker, you're a nice lady (when you're not giving me attitude about the plethora of errors on the web site, very few of which are mine) and you bring me food which is really sweet of you but i HATE your laugh (HATE IT!!! WANT TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A PEN) and i HATE that clicking noise you make with your tongue (WHY DID YOU JUST START MAKING THIS NOISE AND HOW CAN I MAKE YOU STOP?!!?!)

kthxbye