last night i went to my first "male revue" last night for a friend's bachelorette party. it was... educational? O_o

these two older ladies came in and sat next to me. the one kept asking if i thought the gentlemen were really as well endowed as they appeared, or if i thought they "stuffed". my thought: does it matter? i'm not going home with any of them. it's all about the illusion and the fantasy that it's real.

most of it was generally a little uncomfortable, then towards the end one came out that looked much like a friend of mine from hs, only about a foot taller and more muscular, using a stage name that's the same as another guy friend's nickname. awkward!