i hate when you whisper.

i hate when you chew your gum.

i hate those tiny little skirts and hooker shoes that you always wear.

i hate that every time i see you, you've got some snide comment about what i'm wearing.

i hate that you use 30 pumps on the soap dispenser and insist it's because you can't get any soap out.

i hate that you write inter-office emails using text message shorthand.

i hate that you can't spell to save your life and seem completely oblivious to it so i'm the one that always gets yelled at for it.

i hate that i catch crap for not taking the phones off night mode when you are late every single morning.